The Third International after Lenin

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Товарищ Х: Bill of Rights Retirement Party

from Товарищ Х

The U.S. Government had planned to retire the 220 year old Bill of Rights today with little fanfare. But when word of this reached the Pentagon, Private Gomer Pyle stopped his broom pushing chores just long enough to remark, "Why shucks Sargint, yew cain't do that!" He then organized an impromptu retirement party to the surprise of all concerned. A decision was taken that Gomer should be decorated for this effort, so a copy of the NDAA was nailed to his forehead and he was whisked away to his new quarters by a contingent of military police. Ain't life grand?

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