Trumka: satire from Товарищ Х

I see that Trumka has announced "a new jobs program."

Based on his history in such matters I am guessing that the program consists of UAW workers building cars directly for WalMart.

 

Obama has negotiated stimulus provisions in exchange for a one time payment to WalMart of $15 trillion. The program will guarantee a "significant number of new hires." Both of them will be employed at the same rate WalMart pays its workers in Bangladesh (about $0.02/hour).

Trumka has vowed that if Obama does not make good on this pledge, the UAW will advise each of its members to vote for him only once in the 2012 election.

 

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